1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:04,079 Correct and synch by JustFuckingShit www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:05,239 'Try to blend in...' 3 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:07,759 I'm Franky Fitzgerald. It's my first day. 4 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:10,279 I'm...really sorry. The brakes were fucked. 5 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:11,599 Has the circus come to town(?) 6 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:13,239 'Who is this chick?' 7 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:14,119 Pussy. 8 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:14,919 Think her name's Mini. 9 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:16,319 (BOTH) She's fucked. 10 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:18,919 We're Franky's new friends. Friends...? 11 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:20,439 'You've never worn make-up before!' 12 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:24,439 Do I look like a bulimic fucking Barbie?! 13 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:28,559 Oh, my God. I...thought something like his might happen. 14 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:32,839 Fuck you all! 15 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:36,839 Welcome to Bristol, Frankie. 16 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:09,759 ? KYUSS: Thumb 17 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:21,519 MUSIC PLAYING 18 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:34,879 MUSIC PLAYING 19 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:45,559 ♪ You don't seem to understand... ♪ 20 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:47,839 (ALO) Rich... 21 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:50,159 Rich, mate. 22 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:52,119 Rich! 23 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:54,559 Sorry. 24 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:57,079 ♪ ROLL DEEP: Good Times What♪ 25 00:01:57,080 --> 00:02:00,919 I want you to meet someone. ..This is Rich. 26 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:02,359 Hi. 27 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:05,999 I'm Arabella and this is Sally. 28 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,079 So, what were you listening to? 29 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:11,799 You wouldn't like it. 30 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:16,919 No, no, no. No, Rich, please... 31 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:18,599 Actually, we made a playlist, so... 32 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:20,319 I'm not with him. 33 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:24,199 MUSIC OFF, CROWD GROANS 34 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,319 Now, this... 35 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:28,319 is music. 36 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:30,319 ? SLAYER: Angel Of Death Turn it off! 37 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:32,719 Turn it fucking off! Turn it off! 38 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:36,719 Wait - this is a good bit coming up... 39 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:40,679 Slaye-e-e-e-er! SCREECH OF GUITAR 40 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:44,679 Oof! 41 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:50,079 You dick! 42 00:02:57,640 --> 00:03:00,359 That's because all the girls we meet are always arseholes. 43 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:04,159 I don't care if they're one-legged, dead hermaphrodites, 44 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:06,839 I need some sex - soon. 45 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:09,559 It'll never happen if you actlike an axe wound all the time. 46 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,639 I'm not wasting my time 47 00:03:11,640 --> 00:03:15,639 on peroxide-sodden Miley Cyrus Cowellistas. 48 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:17,559 You'resofull of shit. > 49 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:21,439 So, if a tasty metalhead piece of clunge wandered into your life, 50 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:23,959 you'd ask her out - straight away(?) 51 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:27,959 Yeah. And...she'd say yes. 52 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:32,999 Right... 53 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,799 Well, then, I'm going to find you one. 54 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:37,799 I'm going to partner you up! > 55 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,999 I'll be like Cilla Black... with a dick. 56 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:47,039 This'll be easy. College Green is swarming with the fuckers. 57 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:55,359 (SIGHS) 58 00:03:56,720 --> 00:04:00,599 She can't be fat, though. 59 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:02,039 Bollocks. 60 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:03,479 BIRDSONG OUTSIDE 61 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:07,479 ♪ Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the... ♪ 62 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:11,719 (SCREAMS) ..floor! 63 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:16,679 ? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! 64 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:23,999 One! 65 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,759 Two! 66 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:29,639 ? Three, nothing wrong with me Four, nothing wrong with me 67 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:33,639 ? One, something's got to give Two, something's got to give 68 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:37,279 ? Three, something's got to give... ? PHONE RINGS 69 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:39,759 ♪ Let the bodies hit the floor... ♪ 70 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:43,759 Hello? (ALO) 'Rich - college, now!' 71 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:46,999 BIRDSONG 72 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:50,039 Morning. Off to college, are we? 73 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,759 Yes, Kevin, that's where I go every day. 74 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,239 I really wish you wouldn't call me Kevin, I'm your dad. 75 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:58,359 Yeah, well, I'm going now. 76 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:00,599 Have a good day, then. 77 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:04,599 I love you! Yeah, whatever. 78 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:16,479 Right, what's going on? 79 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:20,479 What? 80 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:22,239 Why are we holding hands...? 81 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:26,239 Get... 82 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:35,199 Right, what? 83 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,759 I give you... 84 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:41,759 (..The Angel of Death.) 85 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:47,159 HEAVY METAL PLAYS IN HIS HEAD 86 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:08,879 MUSIC STOPS 87 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:12,759 So...go and talk to her. 88 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:16,199 No, but... Look at her, mate! 89 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:20,199 Remember what you said. 90 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:26,599 Fine... 91 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:30,599 (Fuck, fuck, fucking, fuck, fuck, fuck...) 92 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:51,679 Hi... 93 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:54,119 HEAVY METAL PLAYS IN HIS HEAD 94 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:57,959 I, um...er... 95 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:00,279 ..um... 96 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:01,519 HEAVY METAL MUSIC 97 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:04,479 Um... Oh... 98 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:06,279 Your T-shirt, that's... 99 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:07,999 Ha-ha! Um... 100 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,919 HEAVY METAL MUSIC 101 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:13,559 I...I was just... 102 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:15,239 ..looking for a book. 103 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:17,119 Yeah, here it is. 104 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:20,839 Ha-ha! Ah.I've... been looking for this for ages. 105 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:24,479 HEAVY METAL MUSIC 106 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:28,479 Er...anyway um...bye. 107 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:35,959 So... Shut the fuck up, Alo. 108 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,719 LOW CHATTER 109 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:46,799 You need help, Richard. 110 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,399 No, I don't. 111 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:51,239 OK, you gave me barely any time to prepare, Alo. 112 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:55,239 I haven't even had breakfast yet. Bollocks. You're terrible. 113 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:59,079 You need someone to teach you the ways of the woman. 114 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:00,959 The method of the muff. 115 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:03,279 The Tao of... 116 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:05,359 tit-fuckery. 117 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:08,919 And that's you, is it, Alo? Yeah? 118 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:12,919 The guy who masturbates so much that his hand is now a shrivelled wank claw. 119 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,679 I've got most of the movement back now, haven't I? 120 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:17,839 Maybe you're right, though. 121 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:21,119 I mean, we need someone who properly knows girls, 122 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:23,399 but isn't going to think we're weird. 123 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:25,999 Like a girl. 124 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,919 But not like... 125 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:32,919 well, not like a girl. 126 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:37,159 Look, Rich, I can see your problem, but you've come to the wrong place. 127 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:39,599 I can't help you. 128 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:43,399 I mean, I don't know anything about girls either. 129 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:46,039 I don't have a mum or a sister. 130 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:48,879 My experience of girls is mostly being beaten up by them. 131 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:51,719 Oh, we're fucked, then.No. 132 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:54,799 Wait. I know someone who can help. 133 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:58,079 Ah! Ha-ha-ha-ha! 134 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:02,079 ? BEETHOVEN: Fur Elise 135 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:14,999 PIANO MUSIC PLAYS 136 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:28,199 You can see her vag through that leotard. 137 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:32,199 (YELPS) Oh! What are you guys doing here? 138 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:36,199 Rich here needs help. Hi, Rich. 139 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:39,639 Hi. What can I do for you? 140 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:43,639 He needs help talking to girls. Ooh!Is someone in love? 141 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:45,359 (LAUGHING) 142 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:49,359 There's this girl who works in the library. And... 143 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:52,559 Gracie! 144 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:55,839 Oh. 145 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:59,839 Wotcha. 146 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:05,279 What are you doing in here? Talking to Grace. 147 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:08,999 Why? Is that like a problem, or something? 148 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,839 Oh, no. 149 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:12,959 I can't tell you where you can and can't be 150 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:15,279 or stop you from talking to Gracie, can I? 151 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:16,839 No, you can't. 152 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:20,839 I mean, we were just wondering if Gracie's still coming for that mocha. 153 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:25,439 Weren't we, Liv? Yeah, come on, Gracie. 154 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:29,439 Hey, I can see your... your vag through that leotard. 155 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:34,479 I can honestly say I have absolutely no, repeat, no problem with it at all. 156 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:38,479 I mean, if she wants to stay and chat with inbreds and lesbos and nerds. 157 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:42,719 Hey, no, hang on a fucking minute. Fuck off back to Valhalla, weirdo. 158 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:46,119 Valhalla? Oh, let me guess. 159 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:49,359 That's a reference to my taste in music, right? 160 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:51,959 GIGGLING 161 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:55,319 Are you coming, Gracie?Yeah. 162 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:58,719 I'll, er...see you guys. 163 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:02,599 GIGGLING 164 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:04,599 Great(!) 165 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:08,599 HEAVY METAL PLAYS 166 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:14,519 MUSIC PLAYS 167 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:31,159 MUSIC PLAYS 168 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:38,519 Er...hi. 169 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:40,079 MUSIC STOPS 170 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:44,079 How can I help you? 171 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:46,159 Grace? 172 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:47,639 Yep, it's me. 173 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,319 Oh, fucking hell. What's with the disguise? 174 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:53,199 Oh, I think it's best if I stay undercover. 175 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:56,079 Mini will be happier if she doesn't know about it. 176 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:58,879 The last thing I wanted to do is upset anyone. 177 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:02,319 Mm, how valiant of you(!) I know, right? 178 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,759 So, I've decided to help you. 179 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:08,399 I don't think that's a good idea. Why not? 180 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:12,399 No offence, but you kind of represent everything I despise in the world. 181 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:15,719 Oh, don't be silly, Richard. 182 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:19,319 My mum always says opposites attract. 183 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:22,959 That's magnets. We're people. 184 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,559 Come on. 185 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:27,039 What?Take me to her. 186 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,759 Who?The girl you like. Come on. 187 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:33,759 (SIGHS) 188 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:38,559 Come on, then. 189 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:42,559 HEAVY METAL PLAYS IN HIS HEAD 190 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:49,159 Wow, she's pretty. Why is she wearing a dog collar? 191 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:55,039 Cos she's a metalhead. What's a metalhead? 192 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:56,759 What? 193 00:12:56,760 --> 00:13:00,479 This is. Me. I'm a metalhead. I like metal music. 194 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,799 Why do you think I dress like this? 195 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,919 I thought it was a joke No, it's not a joke. 196 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:08,679 You know, I'm not a fucking clown dressing up silly to make you laugh. 197 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:11,359 This is me. This is who I am. 198 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:14,359 Forget it. This will never work. But it will work. 199 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,959 You may not know this about me, Rich, 200 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,199 but I'm not only a dancer, I'm an actor as well. 201 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,319 Right, how's that going to help anything? 202 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:25,319 Using acting, I shall inhabit the role of "the metalhead", 203 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:29,559 and whilst I'm in character, you can practise chatting her up. 204 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:33,319 That's the worst idea since genocide. Possibly even worse. 205 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:36,959 Why would you ever want to do that? 206 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,079 Fun.No way. 207 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:43,079 What other choice have you got, Richard? 208 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:47,359 HEAVY METAL PLAYS IN HIS HEAD 209 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:50,479 All right, fine.Great. 210 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:53,479 Now all you have to do is help me get into character. 211 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:57,479 Fine! 212 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:02,079 Right, come with me. 213 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:14,919 Yo, yo, Rich. How you doing, bro? I got your tickets. 214 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:16,959 How much?There you go. 215 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:20,679 Brilliant. 216 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:23,119 It's going to be fucking sweet. Yeah. 217 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,199 What's that? 218 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:28,159 Napalm Death. Biggest gig of the year. 219 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:31,119 They haven't played in the city since... Atomic Kitten were big. 220 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,279 Oh. Maybe we can go together. 221 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:37,279 No, if I went with you, I wouldn't want to go. 222 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:41,439 Who is this nice young lady that you are not taking to the gig, Rich? 223 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:45,039 Grace. She's just a mate. How you doing, Grace? 224 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,719 Not even a mate. She's more of an acquaintance. 225 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,079 Hello, Toxic Bob.How you doing? 226 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,119 Oh, what's that? 227 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:56,039 This behind me is Misplaced Abortion's third record. 228 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:59,359 Apparently Dirk Strangle, the singer, he went loopy after they made it. 229 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:03,239 It is said to be the heaviest, loudest record of all time. 230 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:05,839 Only three in existence. Have you listened to it? 231 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:08,279 No, no, no. You can't listen to it. It's way too heavy. 232 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:11,359 And to the normal human brain it doesn't make any sense. 233 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:14,039 (WHISPERS) And to most of us, it sounds like silence. 234 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:17,479 (WHISPERS) That makes no sense. (WHISPERS) I know. 235 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:19,519 What a surprise. She doesn't understand. 236 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:22,759 You've never heard of these guys? It's fucking retarded, right? 237 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,599 Mind if I play her a few things? 238 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:25,759 Knock yourselves out. 239 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:28,079 I'll give you something light to ease you in. 240 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:32,079 THEY MOUTH 241 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:35,359 Ready? 242 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:39,359 MUSIC PLAYS 243 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:53,159 I think you might like this. 244 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:57,159 Grab them headphones. It won't be like last time. All right, are you ready? 245 00:15:57,240 --> 00:16:01,239 ? KITTIE: My Plague 246 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:04,359 Better, right? How much is it? 247 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:06,839 Well, I tell you what, you can take it...take it as a gift 248 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,919 cos I feel bad you passed out, and all that stuff. 249 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:12,119 If you don't like it, bring it back. What, free metal? 250 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:15,119 Where's my free metal? You never give out free metal. 251 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:18,359 Just cos she's got those and that. Oh! 252 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:22,359 Sod off, you...sod! 253 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:27,279 Rich, let me tell you a story. 254 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:30,879 I told Dave Mustaine this in 1983 and I think it bears repeating today. 255 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:32,639 What? 256 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:35,919 Don't be an ass hat and people will like you more. 257 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:37,519 (SNIFFS AND GRUNTS) 258 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:41,519 LOW CHATTER 259 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:54,479 CHAINS RATTLE 260 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,679 You need to be nicer to me, Rich. 261 00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:01,559 Come on, you're never going to like this CD. 262 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:05,559 You know, you've called me stupid about three times today, and I want it to stop. 263 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:10,719 I bet you couldn't answer one question about ballet. 264 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:14,719 Yeah, that's because ballet is lame and I really couldn't give a fuck. 265 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:18,479 Ballet is everything to me. 266 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:21,439 Just like metal is to you. 267 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:25,439 I'm trying to understand your way, but you won't let me. 268 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:28,799 You didn't really like the stuff Toxic Bob played, did you? 269 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,919 I did like it. 270 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:34,919 It had counterpoint and melody and everything else I like in music. 271 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:38,039 Not that horrible noise you played me. That was just evil. 272 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:41,039 Right, well, ballet is just for gays and grannies. 273 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:43,839 Stop treating me like an idiot and help me. 274 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:46,239 Cos I'm trying to help you, aren't I? 275 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,279 Aren't I? 276 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:52,279 CHAIR SLIDES AWAY Oh, suit yourself. 277 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:56,719 HEAVY METAL PLAYS 278 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:13,119 HEAVY METAL PLAYS 279 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:22,759 MUSIC OFF 280 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:33,639 What?So, are you going to do it, then? 281 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:37,319 Do what? It, her, the Angel of Death. 282 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:41,319 You've had plenty of time to prepare with Grace. If you don't do it... 283 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:45,279 What? What...what terrible act will you visit on my soul? 284 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:48,039 Gay. Oh, that's mature(!) 285 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,199 Gay. 286 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,599 So, are you just going to... Gay. 287 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:54,599 I'm not... Gay, gay, gay, gay. 288 00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:58,999 Gay. 289 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,879 ? Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay... ? Yeah, all right, you're a fucking... 290 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:04,319 Lovely. First thing tomorrow. Ah...! 291 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:08,319 Just drop me here. 292 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:20,559 Shove up. Sorry, someone's sitting there. 293 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:23,879 Oh, yeah? Who? 294 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:26,999 Er...you. 295 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,839 What? I'm Sub. Short for Sub-Rosa. 296 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:33,839 Nice to meet you. Hey, Sub, I'm Rich. 297 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:57,919 (GASPS) 298 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:03,879 So, what do you do for fun, Rich? 299 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,159 Er...listen to music. 300 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,279 Go to gigs. 301 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:13,159 Er...hang out with my mate Alo. 302 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,119 That's about it, really. 303 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:18,839 You don't have any other friends, just this Alo guy? 304 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,679 Yeah, just him, really. 305 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,599 No-one else? 306 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:25,679 Well, recently there's been a couple of other people. 307 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:28,719 This girl Franky and... 308 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:30,399 others. 309 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,999 Others? 310 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,639 Yeah...there's this girl 311 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:40,639 who's helping me, I suppose. 312 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:45,119 OK, what sort of music are you into, Sub? 313 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:48,159 Oh, you know, Industrial, mostly - 314 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,919 Godflesh, early Scorn, TKK. 315 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:53,959 Nine Inch Nails? Fuck off. 316 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:57,959 Trent Reznor can suck my cock. 317 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:04,039 This girl, then, who's helping you... 318 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,919 ...what do you think of her? Honestly? 319 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:10,919 Honestly. 320 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:16,839 She's all right. But... she lets people walk all over her. 321 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:22,039 And her friends treat her like shit, and she doesn't say a word. 322 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,319 Maybe she knows her friends love her. 323 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,239 Or maybe she's got no fucking self-respect. 324 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,879 You think you know me, Rich. 325 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:32,799 No-one fucking knows me. Not you, not Mini, not Liv. 326 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:36,239 No-one's got a fucking clue who I am or what I can do. 327 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:39,239 So...so, you're Grace now? Yes, I am Grace, 328 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:42,959 and I'm not going to let you talk to me like that. 329 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,279 This is more like it, Grace. You shouldn't let me trash-talk you. 330 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:48,079 You shouldn't let anyone trash-talk you, especially your mates. 331 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:51,279 It makes me so...fucking angry. 332 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,199 Be angry. I am angry! 333 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:56,239 Never compromise. Never compromise. 334 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:58,519 Yeah, like this track. "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me." 335 00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:00,839 Yeah, fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. 336 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:04,479 Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. 337 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,599 Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me! 338 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:10,599 (ALL CHANT) Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me! 339 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,559 (ALL) Motherfucker! 340 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:25,559 ♪ Oh! Oh! Oh! ♪ 341 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:35,159 CHEERING 342 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:41,039 SIREN WAILS 343 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,879 So... 344 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:55,879 Um...I guess I'm going to ask out the Angel of Death. 345 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:58,639 First thing tomorrow. 346 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:01,039 Oh, right. 347 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,919 Yeah, well, um... 348 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:07,839 I've, um...got to go. 349 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:10,999 So, um...I'll see you later. 350 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,999 Yeah. 351 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:21,559 See you later.F 352 00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:43,359 What would you do, eh, Barney? 353 00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:46,399 Just ask her out, I suppose. 354 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,639 LAWN MOWER OFF 355 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,839 Er...did you say something, Richard? 356 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:51,839 No, Kevin. 357 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:55,839 CROCKERY CLINKS IN HOUSE 358 00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:00,639 Listen, you know it's your mother's birthday tomorrow. 359 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:01,999 Yeah. 360 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,999 Still, though... 361 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,079 Get her something. 362 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:09,719 What, with moneyyou'vegiven me? It seems a bit pointless, doesn't it? 363 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:11,639 Listen, I know what it's like. 364 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:13,599 When I was your age, all I cared about 365 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:15,279 was getting away from my family, 366 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,439 Yeah? What went wrong? 367 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:23,999 Bye, Richard.I l... 368 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,999 Don't fucking say it, all right? 369 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:30,839 CAR DOOR SLAMS 370 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:34,839 (GROANS) 371 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:42,559 Hello. I'm Richard Hardbeck. 372 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:46,559 How are you? 373 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:54,839 Um...OK, so, what sort of music are you into? 374 00:24:56,600 --> 00:25:00,599 What do you like to do for fun? 375 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:04,399 Look, listen. 376 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:08,399 Do you...do you want to come out for a drink with me? 377 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:09,879 No. 378 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:13,879 HEAVY METAL PLAYS IN HIS HEAD 379 00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:17,079 No, actually, why not? 380 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,159 No, actually, why not? Why not? 381 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:18,759 Yeah. 382 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,399 Yeah. Because I'm too pretty for you. 383 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,359 Because you're weird-looking. 384 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:25,279 Because I can smell your pants from here. 385 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:28,679 But mostly because I would rather rim the shit-smeared arsehole 386 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,919 of a dead horse with AIDS than even consider the possibility 387 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:35,199 of touching your wiry, gangrenous, vile, inadequate, 388 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,519 half-circumcised, horrifically smelly, 389 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:41,519 pubescent dick. OK? 390 00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:56,639 Rich. Hey. 391 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:59,079 Rich. Hey. Hey. 392 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,199 So, last night was fun. 393 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:04,399 Er...what? Yeah, yeah. Fun. 394 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:07,199 I was wondering if, um... 395 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,119 you might like to do something again some time. 396 00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:11,879 Cos I've got this ballet recital... 397 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:15,359 No, I can't come tonight. I've got my gig, haven't I? 398 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:16,839 OK, well, then maybe... 399 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,839 No, OK? I said no. 400 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:22,839 All right? 401 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:31,679 Van. Now. 402 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:32,959 What? 403 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,839 Explain yourself. 404 00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:42,799 Now you've got something to wank over when your broadband fails. 405 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:43,879 What's the problem? 406 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:47,879 The...the problem is that I just saw you reject a date 407 00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,119 with one of the hottest girls in college. 408 00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:51,159 She's not hot, OK? 409 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:54,639 Every other man in the room would be balls deep... 410 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:55,279 I'm not every other man. 411 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,359 I'm not every other man. What's so fucking special about you? > 412 00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:59,599 Why are you so different to everyone? > 413 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:02,639 Cos I don't compromise ever. I'm metal! 414 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:07,479 the next thing you'd see 415 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:10,279 is me body-popping to Lil Wayne down Oceana. 416 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:11,319 Mate, listen to me. 417 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:14,959 Right, you can't just go through life with all these fucking... 418 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,999 No, how about you listen to me... for once? 419 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,919 This is Barney. Napalm Death. He never let anyone 420 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,639 What the fuck does he know? He spent his life 421 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,919 either sitting on a bus, masturbating, 422 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:39,039 or playing unlistenable music in Swansea! 423 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,839 He ain't got a clue! Where you going? 424 00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:45,039 To prove you wrong. 425 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,279 Oh, you're full of shit, Rich! 426 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:50,599 You're just scared! Man the fuck up! 427 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:54,599 HEAVY METAL PLAYS IN HIS HEAD 428 00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:01,519 (TOXIC BOB) R-Pattz, you dirty, diggety, double-deal... 429 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,719 (CHUCKLES) Hey, what's up, Rich? 430 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,599 Looking forward to Napalm Death tonight? 431 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:06,719 Looking forward to Napalm Death tonight? I want it, Bob. 432 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:07,799 You want what, Bob? 433 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:08,999 You know what. 434 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,839 Oh, you want it? 435 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:11,359 Yes. 436 00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:16,079 Yes. It's 500, boy. 437 00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:20,079 It's all there, huh? 438 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:24,719 KEYS CLINK 439 00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,079 Is it?! 440 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:40,079 Just a record? 441 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:48,959 And I saw your copy of Heat, you fucking sellout! 442 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,239 Some people's children... 443 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:56,239 Hm. 444 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:22,679 HUMMING 445 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:34,279 Bring the noise, motherfucker. 446 00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:38,279 DISTORTED CACOPHONY 447 00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:10,279 (SCREAMS) 448 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:14,439 MUSIC STOPS, CONTINUOUS RINGING 449 00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:23,319 RINGING CONTINUES 450 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:31,359 MUFFLED BANGS 451 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:35,359 CONTINUOUS RINGING 452 00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:41,959 RINGING CONTINUES 453 00:30:56,240 --> 00:31:00,239 (MUFFLED) What...what do I do now? 454 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:06,759 (MUFFLED) Wait for what? 455 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:11,679 RINGING CONTINUES 456 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,319 (MUFFLED) What do I donow? 457 00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:22,319 (MOUTHS) 458 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:30,399 NO SOUND 459 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:19,159 DULL THUDS 460 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:39,799 RINGING CONTINUES 461 00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:01,319 CONTINUOUS RINGING 462 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:24,279 (MUFFLED) I can't hear you. I've gone deaf. 463 00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,599 I've seen a doctor, though. 464 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,639 Should come back soon. 465 00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:30,759 CONTINUOUS RINGING 466 00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:33,799 NO SOUND 467 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:37,799 Listen, Grace... 468 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,479 ...I thought that, er... 469 00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:42,959 CONTINUOUS RINGING 470 00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:56,679 I thought your dancing was really beautiful. 471 00:35:56,680 --> 00:36:00,679 NO SOUND 472 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:12,519 (MUFFLED) I tore up the ticket. 473 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:33,439 MUSIC PLAYING 474 00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:37,439 LYRICS INDISTINCT 475 00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,719 (LAUGHS) 476 00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:01,959 Be careful. 477 00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:03,679 Fuck careful! 478 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:07,679 Grace. 479 00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:24,679 CONTINUOUS RINGING 480 00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:34,359 CONTINUOUS RINGING 481 00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:44,079 (SHRIEKS) 482 00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:05,119 CONTINUOUS RINGING 483 00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:14,759 ? BEETHOVEN: Fur Elise 484 00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:54,359 ? Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the... 485 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:58,359 ? Floor! 486 00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,159 MUSIC OFF 487 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:04,159 BIRDSONG 488 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:10,359 CLICKS 489 00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,359 Oh, thank fuck. 490 00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:17,359 TEXT ALERT 491 00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:34,319 Cheers, Barney. 492 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:08,399 Oh, fuck. 493 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:12,399 Kevin! 494 00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:16,399 Kevin! 495 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:20,399 (SLAM) Kevin! 496 00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:23,439 Kevin! 497 00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:27,439 I'm in the Wendy house. 498 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:32,119 I'm out of moisturiser, so if you and Anita have got... 499 00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:36,519 Oh. Cheers. 500 00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:42,879 Kevin? 501 00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,039 Can I ask you something? 502 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:49,039 Sure. 503 00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:54,159 How did you... 504 00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:57,039 How did you... How did you ask Mum out? 505 00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,679 Ah. 506 00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:01,919 Question about the fairer sex. Interesting. 507 00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,959 Forget it, if you're going to be a douche. 508 00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:05,759 Um...no, no, no. 509 00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:09,399 Listen... 510 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:13,399 If there's a girl that you like, all you have to do is ask. 511 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,759 That's what I did with your mother. 512 00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:21,759 And it was the most frightening thing I ever did. 513 00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:23,999 You've just got to be brave. 514 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:27,679 The worst that could happen is, she says no. 515 00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:28,959 And what then? 516 00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,799 Well...you try again... 517 00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:35,799 or you move on. 518 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,639 No problem, son. 519 00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:47,639 See you...Dad. 520 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,319 Is the gay convention in town, or something? 521 00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:07,239 Where the hell have you been all day? 522 00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:09,439 Listen, Alo, I... 523 00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,479 No, mate. Don't. 524 00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,239 I...I just, you know... I... 525 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:15,759 It's cool, mate. 526 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:19,759 No worries, yeah? 527 00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:22,119 OK. 528 00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:23,279 OK. 529 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:26,479 I'm sorry, was that, like, a conversation you two just had? 530 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:28,799 That was like an outtake from Rain Man. 531 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,319 Yeah? I'm Tom Cruise. 532 00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:33,599 FRANKY LAUGHS 533 00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:35,279 Er...have you seen Grace? 534 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:36,999 Why? 535 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,079 Because... 536 00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,159 She's on College Green. 537 00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:43,959 Oh. Er...see you in a bit, yeah? 538 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:47,719 Yeah, in a bit. 539 00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:50,879 BOTH LAUGH 540 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:54,879 BELLS CHIMING 541 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,239 Grace. 542 00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:06,679 Oh. Rich. 543 00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:08,599 Hey, can I, er...talk to you? 544 00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:12,599 Oh, OK. 545 00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:15,999 So, you can hear again? 546 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,399 Er...yeah. 547 00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:20,079 Something must have clicked last night. 548 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:21,799 Awesome. 549 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:25,799 Look, I'm meeting Mini in a minute, so you need to be quick. 550 00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:32,759 Well, um... 551 00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,719 I had a good time last night. 552 00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:37,839 Me too.It was perfect. I loved it. 553 00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:41,839 I would have told you after, but you were deaf. 554 00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:45,319 You got my text, though? 555 00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:46,519 Yeah. 556 00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:50,519 Oh, right. 557 00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:54,959 Things got pretty close last night, didn't they? 558 00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:10,319 Er... 559 00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:11,559 Er... 560 00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:13,679 It's probably good... 561 00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:17,439 nothing happened between us. 562 00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:21,279 Right? 563 00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:24,559 Yeah, I... 564 00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:28,559 ..guess so. 565 00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,999 Who are the flowers for? 566 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,159 My mum. 567 00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:41,479 Really? 568 00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:45,279 No, really. 569 00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:48,159 Right. 570 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:49,999 MINI: Gracie! 571 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,559 I have to go. 572 00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:55,559 I'll, er...see you soon? 573 00:44:58,520 --> 00:44:59,719 Hi, Min. > 574 00:44:59,720 --> 00:45:01,119 Hey, babe. 575 00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:05,119 Hello, Gracie. 576 00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:13,519 ? IRON MAIDEN: Fear Of The Dark 577 00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:21,919 ? Have you run your fingers down the wall 578 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,799 ? And have you felt your neck skin crawl 579 00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:28,399 ♪ When you're searching for the light♪ 580 00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:32,399 ? Sometimes when you're scaredto take a look at the corner of the room 581 00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:36,879 ? You've sensedthat something's watching you 582 00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:40,879 ? Fear of the dark Fear of the dark 583 00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:45,919 ♪ I have a constant fear that something's always near... ♪ 584 00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:54,199 With just two days to go until our charity fashion show, 585 00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:58,199 Gracie is finally ready to reveal her designs. 586 00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:02,279 I need two gorgeous models to walk me and Liv down the runway. 587 00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:07,319 I do the fashion show, you stay over tonight. 588 00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:10,639 You're the ultimate boyfriend. 589 00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:53,000 Correct and synch by JustFuckingShit www.addic7ed.com 590 00:46:53,050 --> 00:46:57,600 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0